Is Rihanna Sprung On Chris Brown’s Sex? Here Are 5 Signs She Just Might Be

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One of my favorite young stars is Roc Nation supastar Rihanna (Ri Ri) Fenty.  I just adore her Bad Girl image and “I Don’t Give A F*ck” attitude!

I have to say, however, that I am and have been disappointed by Rihanna’s nonchalant, even cavalier attitude about the beat down she took from Chris (Steady Pimpin’) Brown.

I’ve never commented on that story because I understand young love.  We’ve all had a bad relationship or two or three…  Who am I to judge?  And, many of us have experienced a bad break-up or two or three.  Slashed tires, drive-bys, bleaching clothes, spitting’ in faces are some of the nasty things that happen during break-ups, especially with many young people.

However, what happened between Rihanna and Chris Brown was something on a whole ’nother level.  Chris Brown “Mike Tyson’d” Rihanna during a fight before the Grammys in 2009, leaving her with the Pumpkin Head seen ’round the world.  Fast forward…

2 years later, Rihanna’s blowing kisses to Chris via Twitter and recently she recorded 2 songs with him.

As the mainstream media and most of Middle America gasps, Rihanna continues to promote and support Chris Brown through every possible social medium.  She chastises people who don’t understand her support for and willingness to work with, Chris Brown.

For example, check what Ri Ri thinks about people who are criticizing her decision to collaborate with Brown on their latest releases, “Cake” and “Turn Up The Music“:

(From the April 2012 edition of Elle Magazine)

On the backlash over their reconciliation:

“The bottom line is that everyone thinks differently. It’s very hard for me to accept, but I get it. People end up wasting their time on the blogs or whatever, ranting away, and that’s all right. Because tomorrow I’m still going to be the same person. I’m still going to do what I want to do.”

She further illustrates her “I’m over it” attitude when asked about her break-up with Brown:

On her breakup with Chris Brown:

“It gave me guns. I was like, well, fuck. They know more about me than I want them to know. It’s embarrassing. But that was my opening. That was my liberation, my moment of bring it. […] Now you know that, so you can say what you want about it. I don’t have anything to hide.”

In my opinion, Rihanna can do and f*ck and support whomever she chooses…even Chris Brown!  However, every time I see Rihanna dismiss her relationship with Chris Brown or that massive beat down he applied to her neck, I DO WONDER…Why does this chick feel the need to stand-by, support and even promote a guy whom (1) She’s no longer with (2) Who is now in a relationship with another woman (3) Who beat the brakes off of her like she was his sparring partner for a Middle Weight Title Fight?

I’ve come to the conclusion that Rihanna is still supporting, promoting and working with Chris Brown because she is…D*ckmatized!  Chris put that “D” on her and her head ain’t been right since!

{They say} Good d*ck will make you slap somebody.  Well, great d*ck will make you stay with a guy AFTER you get slapped!  Just ask Rihanna!

Don’t act like y’all don’t know what I’m talking about!  I’m too grown to fall for that foolishness but a lot of Birds (females) are running around here like chickens with their head cut off because of bomb D*ck (buying dudes cars, letting a man cheat while you look the other way, letting a man stay at home while you work and cover both of your expenses, etc)!

Rihanna’s no different!  Superstar status hasn’t immunized her from the pit falls of Good “D”.  She’s got all the signs of a D*ck Struck woman.  To prove my point, I’ve listed 5 Signs that support my “Rihanna is D*ckmatized” theory:

Peep Game:

1. When speaking about Chris Brown, she refuses to say anything negative.  She either talks around any questions about their fight or minimizes what happened between them. (That’s called leaving the door open.  When you want to keep sexing or hope to sex a guy who’s mistreated you, you have to act like what he did to you wasn’t all that serious)
2. She acts like she’s a stronger woman because of her break-up with Breezy.  (How many women do you know who claim a Dirty Dog or an Abuser have made them a stronger person?  I know a few.  They know the truth but acknowledging the truth (in their minds) prevents them from being able to return to that Good “D”.  In order to keep their supply of Good “D” going, they have to pretend the Dirty Dog, Cheater or Abuser made them a stronger woman)
3. She sends little notes to Chris Breezy on Twitter (D*ckmatized women can’t stand the thought of their man giving that “D” to someone else.  They can be found all over Facebook and Twitter sending random messages to their Ex like they’re still with the dude.  I know a chick who would put notes under her exes windshield so that he could read her little messages when he left for work in the morning.  It’s like, “Just in case you forgot I exist, here I am!”)
4. She’s risking her professional reputation and important professional liasons (i.e Jay Z) for an EX-boyfriend who happens to have a fist twitch and a new girlfriend.  (How many of your exes would you risk your career for?  Go ahead.  Count ‘em.  I’ll wait!)
5. She’s taking jabs at Chris Brown’s new girlfriend.  (What part of the Game is that?  Most of us are glad our exes have moved on.  Let someone else deal with that problem right?  Not Rihanna!  She jabs at Chris Brown’s girlfriend Karreuche like she has a place in the equation…like she WANTS to compete with Karreuche for Chris.  Good D*ck will have you doing strange thangs.  Just ask our girl Fantasia!)

Don’t get it twisted!  I love Rihanna like I love cake, but I can’t co-sign her recent behavior.  I can’t act like I don’t see what’s so obvious.  She’s D*ckmatized!  Happens to the best of us.

Now, don’t get me wrong!  I believe in “Do You ’Cause I’m Doing Me.”  She can continue to support, promote and partner with Chris Breezy for the next 25 years if that floats her boat.  If she likes it, I love it!

I just had to put it out there like it T-I-S in the hopes that somebody (hey Melissa) will pull our girl’s coat and wise her up to the Game.

That said, here’s my final thought and The Bottom Line:

“There’s no d*ck worth putting your life/limb at risk!  Whatever Chris is working with in the bedroom somebody else is working with as well.  I guarantee you that!  Get busy finding the good ‘D’ that’s attached to a good man rather than spending your free time sending coded messages and flirtatious Tweets to Chris.  Chris has a new boo.  He’s got his, you better get yours!

You might be the Baddest Chick in Music but you’re quickly losing Cool Points riding for Chris Brown in the press.  As Tamar Braxton would say, ‘Get your life!’ Chris Brown isn’t a bad person he’s just bad for you.  Peep Game girl!  Don’t get lost in it!

Until next time…Don’t hate the Playa, learn the Game!